Dear Craigslist-
Since moving to St Louis you have been my one constant friend. Through every phase of my life here you have been there. After moving across the country you furnished my apartment. Thanks to you I have found all jobs I ever had in St Louis. After totalling my car I turned to you again, and you came through. As young married couple you have helped me to find dining room chairs. And now as expecting parents you have once again become my daily ritual as I invest in baby furniture.